Miscellaneous: Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which... - FML

By mattdevil - 08/12/2011 18:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

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mattdevil 4

Friday 9 December 2011 1:59

Actually if I hadn't left the house I would have been hit by glass and a trapoline that was in my front room also it wasnt my trampoline

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jordinomoose 0

Friday 9 December 2011 0:17

Bounce back in to the house

IcyJack 7

Friday 9 December 2011 0:27

What a helpful trampoline. No, please trampoline, after you.

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poprocks1999 6

Sunday 6 October 2013 0:05

Don't you just hate when that happens?

drokls05 9

Tuesday 8 October 2013 6:06

What the hell is a wheelie bin?

chuksnwali 34

Saturday 3 May 2014 4:32

hey at least you survived.

Poobandit94 12

Sunday 24 May 2015 9:06

Wow, I mean, I don't mean to jump to conclusions, but that trampoline is a dick, you should press charges.

LoneWolf2879 20

Wednesday 3 February 2016 16:01

For whatever reason, I'm having trouble understanding this.

Alec Lien 2

Sunday 5 March 2017 20:27

on the bright side, you could've been riddled with cuts and gashes I'd you hadn't been out getting your wheelie bin

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