Love: Today, I went on a blind date. I ended up meeting my dad. FML - FML

By grinded my life - 09/08/2018 04:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went on a blind date. I ended up meeting my dad. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 August 2018 22:17

Did one or both of you lie about your age? At least, you'll have something in common -- I'm guessing you both hate Mom.

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Wednesday 8 August 2018 22:38

Is this like a lost lost, recently found type dad or the regular old booty call gone wrong?

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TheSminty1 17

Thursday 9 August 2018 20:51

At last you you have a lot in common. Like half your genes. You should have a lot to talk about.

interesting33 36

Friday 10 August 2018 11:47

*looks at menu* "I'm hungry" "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!"

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