Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found my daughter playing on my phone. When I got it back, I saw multiple texts to my boss saying that I quit. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
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Top comments
crazycontagious 0
What the hell? its not her fault her mom is a big cheatter. And let's be honest, there is no privacy when it comes to family. If parents can look through their child's shit then the child is entitled to do the same. FYL, tell your Dad.
shadowoftheday_fml 0
That's horrible.
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crapthisismylife 0
That's really awful but you have to know, when you look around at people's stuff like that you are bound to find a secret you would rather not know about.
Amkii 0
Why the **** do you have to pretend like you don't know?! Don't you care about your dad?! Jeeeeeez, lady. If you want what's best for your dad and your parents' marriage, ******* TELL HIM.
taylorj 0
My mom's doing the same thing, except my dad knows about it and now cause of it their splitting up. I think you should tell your dad what you found. It's the right thing to do.
emmersx 0
Not saying anything to your dad is probably the worst mistake you will ever make in your life. If he finds out about it, and somehow finds out that you knew he'll be crushed (I'm assuming). My mom's brother knew my dad was cheating on my mom, and said nothing. When it all came out, they didn't speak for 5 years. He's your dad. Say something.
Marilyn22 0
That really sucks and I feel for you, I do. But you put yourself in this position by snooping in the hidden cell phone. Curiosity ALWAYS kills the cat! Good luck in whatever you decide to do, its a tough call.
skeez_fml 0
i hope your mom kicks your ass when she founds out you went snooping through her cell phone. but that is still shitty to find out your mom is cheating. you should talk to her about it.
alyjane 0
Damn.
Chocolate16Koala 0
Oww.... I'd hate to b in that situation... but i think u should talk 2 ur dad... probably better than him finding out on his own.
Illumi113 0
Why exactly do you have to act like you don't know. If the ungrateful bitch is having an affair, then tell your dad. If his wife is cheating on him, he deserves to know. She's clearly no good for him, you, or anybody. Tell your dad to get a divorce, and take everything from that unfaithful ****.
DameGreyWulf 1
Hmm... I don't snoop through my parents' phones; I've no reason to. My brother's... lol, but only when bored and I am using it anyway (like for our senior trip... god I loved harassing that girl) Though, I don't necessarily think you should have... but it all depends on why you looked anyway. However, whether you snooped or not is not the point, because you CAN'T deserve a ***** mother like that (83 points it out well), and you SHOULDN'T keep ******* quiet about it either. Don't go off and tell dad first thing, though; confront your mother. If she denies it, THEN you should tell your father.