Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Breaking news
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Life is a roller coaster
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found my daughter playing on my phone. When I got it back, I saw multiple texts to my boss saying that I quit. FML
Busted
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Numb
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Top comments
crazycontagious 0
What the hell? its not her fault her mom is a big cheatter. And let's be honest, there is no privacy when it comes to family. If parents can look through their child's shit then the child is entitled to do the same. FYL, tell your Dad.
shadowoftheday_fml 0
That's horrible.
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justmeagirl 0
Why on EARTH would you pretend you don't know? You were in there for a good reason. This is her bad, not yours.
m_h14 0
tell your dad!
Darthbane2007 19
This isn't snooping.
princess1979 0
That's awful. But don't cover for your mom. Confront her and tell her that either she tells your dad or you will. This is too big to keep to yourself.
Beauty_Grace_Luv 0
I was the first one in my family to find out my dad was cheating on my mom. I looked through his phone out of boredom and saw her picture on his phone with some expict messages... I think you should talk to your mother and tell her she needs to tell your father. Be respectful. but one thing i know. If you are not happy in a marrage don't pretend its ok because you make it worst for the others around you. If love is gone then don't drag out your life unhappy and hurting someone else
GanjAxZermA 0
yea confront your mother. or things will be worse for you and your family ;(
iangel92 2
omfg, tell ur dad!!! or ur mum that u know, or hurt the guy she's cheating with.
cuter225 3
Wtf..go tell ur dad. Your dad needs to know. If any kid found that out, i would take the phone and give it to my dad and tell them. But then ur parents would most likely break up and then u can only live with one.
jerseychickityy 12
OP, confront your mom or tell your dad. my friend was looking for her soap and found her mom's vibrat0r, when looking for her little brother's movie she found a p0rn video, she's also found an open cond0m pack and a used cond0m.
OliviaHilton 4
This actually happened to my sister, although she wasn't looking for anything, she found the phone because it kept ringing. She showed my dad and my mum denied it calling her a liar. Unfortunately, they've separated and I barely see my family other than my mum but your dad does deserve to know. Hope you're OK, hun.