Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while despairing over having been rejected for my dream job, I received an email asking me to come back in for another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants, and that they definitely aren't interested. FML
Today, I had a virtual interview for my dream job. Prepared as f**k. One of the interviewers turned out to be my ex, who I dumped for being too dumb. FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
Today, I had a Skype interview for a wonderful new job. I was calm, cool and ready to land it. But just like in a bad movie, the interviewer ended up being the creepy guy I turned down repeatedly in high school and in our 20s. He smirked and told me I could continue, but it would be pointless. FML
Today, in this horrible job market, I finally got an interview with a dream company. But like the dumbass I am, I mentioned my baby in the interview and got the "look" from the interviewer. Bye bye yet another job. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML
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Top comments
Sakke 4
I figure you didn't get it huh? This is why you should be nice to people. ;)
dudeitsdanny 10
That's why you're nice offline AND online, when people can see your picture ;D You never know who you're chatting with. You were on a dating site, too, after all. You both needed to get a life, if that's why you told him that. The only difference is you have no life or job. He has no life, but he has HIS job, and the power over YOUR job. Next time, I think a simple, "I'm sorry, but you're not my type." will suffice, won't it?
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Comments (103)
roflstephh 0
....and what, he showed a picture of you and told everyone in his office? right. or was your interview with the front desk secretary?
Maddiemakeascene 0
Sounds fake.
tommy666 0
YDI dumb bitch, haaa!
akotus 0
If the first time they asked you out they did some really corny thing that related to some online game that their life is sucked into, and they rejected you, say that you demand to speak to higher management cause the guy that interviewed you is a guy that asked you out on a dating site that you turned them down on cause they immediately came up to you and did some really sketchy and corny pronouncement of their love to you.
kanelle_fml 0
Nice!
deathsled 0
You deserve this, get a life and date like a normal person
martic835 2
LMFAO!
iloveTheMiz 0
This is so fake! Everyone knows that cats donlt bite!
purplepillow467 3
wow that sux , ydi for being rude online but I feel bad to cuz he shld just giv u the job for being good at it and not not giv it to u cuz ur mean
johncan97 0
karma, biatch
LeCommentator 1
Yup. Karma. Be nice to people. You don't know when you're gonna get out.