Miscellaneous: Today, I went and got a spray on tan. I forgot to push the hair... - FML

By missblair - 04/04/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I went and got a spray on tan. I forgot to push the hair cap up. A few hours later, I was completely tan, except for the top half of my forehead was pasty white. It will last for five days. FML

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missblair 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:09

The tan actually looked really good, not orange. And I don't go tanning all the time. That was the first time ever. Just wanted to for prom. And I did get front bangs.

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:59

YDI for getting a spray-on tan. They look ugly and extremely fake.

SomethingWitty 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:53

Time for bangs...

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hockey331 1

Friday 23 March 2012 1:48

Ihaha

DJP0N3 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 15:19

I don't get tanning, why do ppl want to look like Mexicans?

djskidd 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 18:52

I don't want to vote that your life sucks.

nicholasj96 9

Saturday 7 December 2013 0:45

Get bangs ?

cwl727 32

Tuesday 18 March 2014 18:54

Get bangs.

FweakofCydonia 40

Thursday 24 December 2015 3:25

Wear caps and headbands to hide the pasty white spot?

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