By anonymous - 16/07/2015 22:21 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML
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MrConcise 34

"Wanna come **** me?" "Err...what are the benefits?"

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isawan09 14

Some people are just completely oblivious about flirting, doesn't mean they don't know about sex. Besides, it may be all a show because his dad is right there! It's awkward.

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NineeCat 32

Not going to a random girls home to have meaningless sex?? Some people would find this admirable.

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sailorarctic 22

Have hope OP. Maybr he was only acting clueless cause he wasn't interested. O maybe he's gay and just hasn't been able to come out to you yet.

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ratorr2 23

I was the same way at that age. Flirting hard for me to understand and didn't realize someone was flirting with me until it was too late. Don't lose hope. I got married at 21 and just celebrated my 21st anniversary. He'll find his way.

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Aeori 11

Yeah because your son is male and therefore should try to spend all his time sleeping with women. Maybe he didn't find her attractive.

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Saraishi 24

He's a true innocent. Or maybe he hit his head alot as a child.

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devans00 14

Or the guy could be gay. Maybe he's not interested?

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randomcritic 14

Maybe he found it to be awkward with you standing there. Or perhaps he is uninterested.

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clair_brodie 35

You only fail as a father because you want your son to go **** a stranger.

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