Transportation: Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly... - FML

By rukus - 16/06/2009 03:25 - Canada

Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML

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Casualt1234 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:52

WOW OMG LET'S TYPE IN ALL CAPS ABOUT USELESS OPINIONS

neverland_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:04

That so sucks. I hate it when nice people have bad things happen to them. Let's hope you get a good break soon for your deed. :)

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AshleyRose784 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:28

Aww, I'm sorry. No good deed goes unpunished.

ihasanintegral 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:28

I thought you said you scared him away... did he just hide or something?

heathkimbrell 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:29

There was one just like this but did words

mayhembaby 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:38

hahahahh. was was.

BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:39

FAKKKEEE. Dude, I read a different FML almost exactly the same as this one like 6 days ago.

Mewtwo_fml 1

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:40

There's no reason there should be 47 comments on this story without one of them being "nigga stole my bike!"

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:43

Who steals a bike? Honestly.

Jennydew 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:48

I would have chased him. I wouldn't just stand there and let him get away. Then I would have beat his ass once I caught up with him!

Ringmaster1 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:52

48: Nigga stole my bike!

Tori_xoxo 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:58

>:l how come everyone has a bike, now? I mean, seriously. It's always about "My bike got stolen." or "My bike got split in half."? O_o

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