By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
I agree, your life sucks 542
You deserved it 32

Top comments

Arteaga 0

well there you go, apparently he was helping you out aswell..giving you a bag to pick up the crap.

Comments

FYLDeep 25

Your dog's into some kinky shit.

gaga_ooh_lala 0

i'm calling this a fake >_> how the hell is a dog or anyone in that matter going to be able to pass a plastic bag without choking!?!?!? hmm???

dont be so sure. youd be surprised. my aunts pitbull ate an entire casstte tape and for a week she had to pull the film out his ass. *gags* op lucked out with a plastic bag.

gaga_ooh_lala 0

omg!!! i know this is gonna sound so horrible but i couldn't stop laughing at the image of someone having to pull cassette tape out of a dog's ass. lol i sure hope he's well now though :(

it was hilarious. i watched her do it and like a nixe person laughed hysterically at her misery XD the casswtte didnt kill the dog it was cancer he got later on :C

gaga_ooh_lala 0

awwww no :( that reminds me of last year when i had to put my dog to sleep. she was already too old and sick. :'( i miss her

Pffft that's nothing. My boxer growing up ate an entire glass bowl. He also ate more than one large traffic cone. I am dead serious, it was almost 20 years ago and my parents still tell the story.

glass bowl? o.o whole or bit into pieces? scary just imagining swallowing glass...

Haha, 26, as someone else said, you'd be surprised. My uncle's dog ate a balloon once. She got it half out so it was hanging out, but not fully; so then everytime she farted, it inflated. Needless to say she was kept well clear around birthdays etc.

My golden retriever once ate my aunt's car front bumpers. I shit you not.

Erindub 0

your dog is amazing, so amazing i feel uncomfterable complimenting it.

"Today my dog avoided a painful, dangerous and expensive intestinal blockage. **** MY LIFE."

dudeitsdanny 9

Poor doggy =( It's not a FYL. It's the dog's life that's ****** =( That's really sad. Try to keep this stuff out of his way, though dogs obviously can find their way to these things.

aw shit. holy shit. aw shit. aw shit.

Now u can use that bag to pick up more dog poop lol jk op.