Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told...

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

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By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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By psychworker - 15/12/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML

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By No justice anywhere - 26/11/2025 12:00

Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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dkf295 2

Friday 27 May 2011 19:17

Should have told him that your head was full of unstable explosives and that by punching you he'd set them off killing you both.

ankoku 2

Friday 27 May 2011 19:26

The correct response was to punch him in the face

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misscourtneyy 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:51

What a Weirdoooooo , Lolll !!!!

CherryBombb 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:25

Are you retarded? Ya' know.. just wondering..

poohforMVP 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:43

hahaha Thts ****** hilarious

hannahtaskey 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 7:47

I can't help but think it wasn't a stranger.

gan4sula 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:18

LOOK I'm your father!

Apaulus 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:38

just say that he shouldn't punch you because it is mean. :)

gunman15 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:57

police repot

higgy6969 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 15:04

"FINISH HIM!!!"

Jay1_fml 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 15:48

I would have said "punch me and it'll be the last thing you EVER do" that would have been fine

f_my_flip_life 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:01

Maybe OP looked like a man...

Luvmehateme292 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:20

you are a very angry baby.

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Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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Today, I drug tested my son for weed. He purposely filled the cup up to the top out of spite and I got piss all over my hands. Oh, and he failed. FML

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Today, my husband fell asleep on my shoulder. He then ripped a nasty fart. I exhaled slowly but apparently loud enough that it woke up my husband who promptly screamed directly in my ear, before screaming a second time when he smelled the fart as well. The worst part is that also he scared my cat off my lap. FML

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Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

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