Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple....

By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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You deserved it 3 506

By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 848

By MCRxforever - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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You deserved it 2 751

By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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You deserved it 10 186

By FuglyBetty - 24/02/2016 22:48 - Norway - Arendal

Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML

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kagome_eb 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:12

aww don't listen to them! as long as you feel good with your body

holynemesis1208 3

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:31

you should have turned around can said "he would love you more if you looked like me".

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XxXALYGATORXxX 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:00

wow that girl is a bitch

vhivfe 3

Wednesday 19 October 2011 22:27

Maybe she was talking about someone else

dustin3131 0

Friday 25 November 2011 7:59

What'd he say?

dustin3131 0

Friday 25 November 2011 8:00

What'd he say?

Muezza 0

Friday 20 January 2012 11:39

Thats sooo sad!

Calumae 8

Tuesday 13 March 2012 10:23

You should've turned around and told her "He'd probably love you more if you were as smart as me."

trueblue170 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 10:35

What a BITCH.

x_cutkiller_x_fml 6

Monday 23 April 2012 19:04

Can I kick her ? Yes you can !

bahamut_pure 16

Monday 28 May 2012 17:27

Eh, don't worry about it. Some girls are vain and constantly fish for compliments like that. They're not worth your time.

Parisgirl34 12

Wednesday 30 May 2012 21:01

Ouch. I would have slapped her across her face

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Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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