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Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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heavyop 0

Wow, I think he won that one

mychemro_kiss 2

XD. He won. Hands DOWN. *pats back* Cookie?

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bnomis 0

I do sympathise with you, but I have to admit, I'm almost a little bit proud of that kid for such an epic win.

AndruFTW 0

LOLOLOL smartassss kid.... xDDDD

judgeymcjudge 0

XD Whilst I feel very sorry for you, being TOTALLY burned by a 7 year old and all, I gotta ask: Why the hell would you throw a girlfriend-motivated insult at a little kid?! In any case, unless you whipped out some killer comeback, YDI for underestimating your opponent :P

babydoll86_fml 0

Oh snap! That kid totally got you.

wtfdidido 0

Isn't the only reason this is a FML is cause it is true? Otherwise who cares.

billyz77 24

Come on, 15. Most of these posts have very little to do with the truth. Most are just knock-offs from previous FMLs or totally fabricated. This is an entertainment website and as such the truth is not a necessary ingredient. OK Moderators - You may now remove this comment. Like you always do whenever one of the masses tries to state the obvious.

scribble87 0

Well, this writer obviously didn't intend to insult the boy. As she mentioned, she was joking. Here are my thoughts though: YDI because... #1 You failed to take control over a bunch of kids. In other words, they didn't respect you. #2 For actually being insulted by a typical remark by a seven-year-old. #3 You couldn't come up with a decent counter.

Jaxro 6

Child 1 You 0

DeeJayD 0

If he's 7, he should be short enough that kicking him in the face shouldn't be a problem.

AntiChrist7 0

never volunteer at a school, because all kids are brats. YDI