Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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Tpracingkg 15
Your child will grow up to be a good person
starflyer59 17
At least you have someone :)
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Comments (78)
Danyellstar 14
What a sweet little girl :)
vbmg152 19
My son whom was 4 at the time, took care of me during my last pregnancy! My hubby was gone a lot for the military! Fond memories of a time long gone! They're both grown now!
zandalee 20
Happens way too fast doesn't it! My oldest baby is going to be 20 this year. I literally can't believe it. Lol. :)
misspennycakes 7
Literally.
QJDynamite 19
Well I'm sorry he was being a jerk at the moment, but obviously she's picked up some good habits from someone's example, hopefully both you and your boyfriend. Good luck with the baby and keep up the good work with your children! :)
hanielfavela 6
What a punk, a man who can't suck it up and help their wife knowing he is half responsible for his wife being in those conditions due to her pregnancy. Sorry OP, at least your little girl is an angle.
Danyellstar 14
Angel
hanielfavela 6
Yea sorry, typo.
simoncat 11
Not wife. girlfriend.
hanielfavela 6
Well damn... Same thing if u live together and have a kid and a baby on the way! Give me a friking break.
carou123 8
Yah she's acute isn't she?
laya_fml 26
Hopefully, she won't grow up to be obtuse like her father.
tararochelle 18
Makes me think of the movie Fever Pitch. Made me fall in love with Jimmy Fallon's character the way he took care of Drew when she was sick!! Maybe those movies are why we always get let down in real life!
simplysarcastics 26
That part made me cry! He was there for her through it all. All men should be like that when their significant other is preggers.
Morgiepoooh9822 17
Good luck with taking care of three children. Your 18 month old, your new baby and your boyfriend.
mattyiscool123 26
Whoa whoa wait a minute you're gonna have two kids and its boyfriend and not husband?
DracoSpirita 21
Yes, 28, and what's your point? A lot of couples choose not to get married nowadays.
ElatedEarthling 15
If they're in a committed relationship, then why should a marriage certificate matter? It's just a title and piece of paper. People need to stop being so closed-minded.
simplysarcastics 26
It just seems more feasible to marry someone before having loads of kids. Therefore theres a husband or stable father and wife or stable mother. Its a people want a committed baby father not a baby daddy thing. Besides why is everyone so against marriage? My parents are still together, and had all of us during marriage. Whats wrong with that as well. Not ranting but why bite everyone elses head off. Op is blessed regardless but she did get herself in this situation. The boyfriend should commit to her and help her with the pregnancy. If he can knock her up he can also wife her up!
wjh100 13
first of all marriage is ******* stupid awh man I love you so much let's go sign papers to prove it. I also know several couples that refuse to get married til everyone is able to.
Mr_Satan 11
99 - it's not that people are against marriage. People are against the idea of love and commitment being judged by whether or not you're married.
The_Thinker 18
Clearly, the roles are reversed in this situation. What a sweet little tot you have, OP.
clevercake 21
Hope his attitude improves before the next baby arrives! At least you're clearly raising your kids right :)
sassy2085 16
Your boyfriend could be like me a sympathetic puker. I cannot be in the same room as someone vomiting the sound, sight and smell can sets me off. Although your little girl is sweet. :)