Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML
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Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
Today, when I got home from the store, the dog was wiping his ass on the carpet, my two older boys were brawling, my youngest was crying because he'd broken a glass and cut himself, and my husband was in the kitchen, eating the cake I'd told him to leave alone. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML
Today, my husband broke a set of dishes, told me I had to clean it all up, and stormed out of the house. It’s now 3:30am and he still hasn’t come home. Our 5 year-old son keeps asking about him. What warranted all this? Asking him how his day went. FML
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bigmoney12 3
Aww that's messed up
yankeebaceball 1
Good Idea! You should've given him a dollar to do something to return the favor though!
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Comments (143)
prinzess_fml 25
Haha! Was the same when I was a kid. We would sit togethre eating, our parents would have a disagreement, my mum would dramatically run into the room and stay there crying. Then our dad would say "children, go get your mum!". So we had to go there and convince our sobbing mum to come back to the table. I hated it!! :) Oh and yeah, they did divorce eventually.
lokrar789 7
Your husbend sounds like a douchebag and a drunk
IamVexatious 0
drunk? how does he sound like a drunk..yeah he sounds like a douchebag.
fistnazal 10
Lol why a drunk? May I ask
TiSa_fml 0
Lol wow
keshaforever1 14
That is in so many ways wrong.DIVORCE THAT DOUCHEBAG!
jerico616 14
DAMN!!! That's just NOT right!!!
bigdude2137 0
Tats so ****** up u should slam ur husband for wat he did
THE_A_TEEN 27
Op would it be all right if I take out your husband for good? Dont worry it would be slow, messy and painful
MrsFrenchToast 0
Your husband sucks balls. Do your son a favor and get him a better role model. No real man should get their children involved in that type of situation.
jbong 0
Ppl will do anything for money what a shamee
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
He's 4...
duckman9 55
you've gotta teach'em while they're young!
TonkTonk 4
Maybe she was crying for something stupid?
notthatlucky 0
doesn't matter if she was, he put the 4 year old in the middle