By Soso96 - 08/08/2010 23:20 - Algeria

Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump. It hurts. FML
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emh86 14

Guess you didn't pick a winner this time

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species4872 19

Next time tie a little bell to the end of your nose to alert the driver so they can drive a little more considerately. P.S. Best I could come up with at 3:45 am.

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EricabrahamEA 8

Guess you know how surprise butt sex feels.

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worldclassrager 39

Tissues are a great thing...which you probably didn't have

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scyth3s 13

Tissues don't work for the dug in ones up top!

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atomkraft 5

You're supposed to roll it up to make a tip

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faifai_fml 21

Look at all the haters trying to pretend that they never pick their noses...

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Lalala579121 27

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn't pick your nose while going over a speed bump.

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ogs_fml 6

Good thing you didn't have to go to the emergency room with your finger up your nose!

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