Health: Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that... - FML

By Googleit - 29/06/2011 16:44 - Canada

Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Livermore

Today, I was laughingly informed that I'm an overachiever, by my doctor who thinks I have more health conditions than anyone my age should have. Guess who was just diagnosed with another? FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 16:01 - Australia

Today, at the age of 30, I was diagnosed with both sciatica and ADHD. I don't know whether to feel really old, or really young. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 14:01

Today, my doctor informed me I was a fascinating patient. Why? I have "more health issues than a patient my age should." I'm 26. FML

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By DeathbyWording - 29/04/2016 17:05 - United States - Vernon

Today, my doctor said I "might" have an enlarged heart and an irregular heartbeat. It "could" be seriously life-threatening and I "should" go to a specialist for further tests. My insurance refuses to cover my consultation with the specialist because the doctor's wording is too uncertain. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 03:00 - United States - South Park Township

Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML

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By Sad - 18/01/2023 02:00

Today, as I continue to experience more revelations about how fucked up my mental and physical health really are, I'm starting to feel as though I was destined to not live very long. If I were to list every mental health issue or chronic condition I have, it would likely be enough for an entire Wikipedia article. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 08:50 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

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By Plaything to the universe - 30/08/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I was told by a doctor in no uncertain terms that, with all of my mental and physical health conditions and personality disorders, there is, "absolutely no way I can possibly live a normal life, unless a miracle occurs." Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2021 03:30 - Australia - Elizabeth

Today, I have scurvy. I only found out because Facebook randomly showed me a 3-year-old video on why scurvy shouldn't even be a thing, and I thought I don't get much vitamin C, I should check this out. So I have late stage symptoms, and was in the process of slowly dying from what I thought was fibromyalgia. FML

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Decisions, decisions

By Aboulomania - 05/08/2022 06:00

Today, I learned that there is an actual medical term for having trouble making decisions of any kind. I'm not sure if I should feel understood because I know it's an actual disorder, or be angry that people still believe it's fake when I show it to them. FML

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alexiiiiis09 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:24

I'd go to another doctor for a second opinion

oolama 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:23

I smell an episode of mystery diagnosis..

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mismonroe 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:29

Tell him that he shall suffer fatal wounds, and that he should google the difference between gunshot wounds, and stab wounds, because you're not sure what you'll use. geez.

squirrelmaster2 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:34

score

Insomniaddict 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:59

Painful wounds are painful

JennaMarie420 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:15

you just made my day

prayforanescape 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 4:21

#90, not to be rude but if that comment made your day, that's pretty sad. juss' sayin.

BrittanyPernell6 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:41

#185 facepalm #17 score #90 smile all you want at this one and laugh at this one^

yummayy_ 11

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:28

A doctor's job is to tell whats wrong with you. Get a new doctor bud because yours is an idiot. FYL and hope you make it past 30! :D

isabel22 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:28

That ain't a doctor how does he not know.. but just in case go to another doctor or check on google

emsbitch 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:29

sucks dude. you should be a guest star on house.

Soloman212 28

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:17

And he'll tell you exactly what's wrong with you in 50 minutes, no more no less.

MurphyS94 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:14

After he puts you through a lot of pain by guessing the wrong disease and treating for the wrong things a few times, of course.

afreyhgm71 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:30

ask Dr House

missbreann 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:31

it happens.

redmnky21 8

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:30

you should go talk to House.... Roadhouse

dillynf39 3

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:30

Eventually they just stop getting funny..

kwsoccer 6

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:32

what is the disorder??!??!??! hope you stay well!

JuicyJohnson 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:42

I hope he dies

jennesque 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:32

I think the main "fml" aspect of this is that you're actually going to get a bill for this idiot doctor. It's one thing not to be sure on a diagnosis, but to diagnose you with something he/she knows nothing about? Ridiculous. He should at the very least be able to refer you to a specialist.

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