Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML
Pansexuality awaits you
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Unboyfriendable
Today, after years of crushing on numerous straight guys, I now like a really close friend who is also gay. Too bad, he has already elaborated how perfect I am, but definitely not someone he could like or date. Seems I would have to move on yet again. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Gullible's travels
Today, after receiving messages from a person or persons who supposedly have a crush on me, I've come to the realization that it's probably been one guy messaging me all along. I'm not even gay. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Top comments
damnusernames 12
Been there. Look at it this way: it has nothing to do with you as person why he can't date you. You're probably great, keep your head up.
RichardPencil 32
If my grandmother had balls, she'd be my grandfather! If you had balls, you'd have a boyfriend.
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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
sounds like he needs some liquid encouragement ! lol
Birdie27 11
At least now you know, so you don't keep hoping for something to happen.
Llyev 10
That's unfortunate... If you told him u liked him before that, u get let down, he tells u he's gay with u telling him he's ur crush, u get let down. Lose lose situation. Me being a girl, I had a lesbian tell me I'd be her "type" if she wasn't already engaged to her gf. She thought I was a lesbo.... Nope, I had no words noooo words.
cootiequeen4444 11
your first half of your comment makes no sense and the second half maybe also make no sense, but regardless is rather offensive. I'm pretty much straight. But I honestly don't give a shit what orientation people initially think am. being gay isn't a negative thing. it different than what I am, but that doesn't make it bad. it is 2k16. the stigma can gtfo. On another note, you say "me being a girl", but also have the male gender icon... did you mess up setting your account or something?
Strega 5
So you've liked him for years without even knowing his orientation? It means you didn't know him that well, so infatuation shouldn't have been strong.
sweetpotato301 7
Maybe he only recently came out?
DanielleinDC 34
With some people, it's obvious that they're gay even before they come out (the way people just "knew" Anderson Cooper is gay before he actually came forward), with others, not so much. Maybe this guy didn't trip OP's gaydar, maybe she just can't tell. Although the fact that the guy never had a girlfriend should have been one clue. So sorry, OP. At least he likes you, even though he'll never be attracted to you.
SquidApocalypse 9
I've never had a girlfriend. Am I gay?
cuz803 46
tough luck...
dguzman92 12
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TheyCallMeDamien 18
It's the universe's way to tell you to stop pining. Don't wait for life to happen anymore.
omzz15 23
And us gays win again.
LittleLittlered7 6
Well... I guess you know then it wasn't YOU? I'm sorry :-(
torrea 19
if you've known him for years, how do you not know he's gay?