By poolboy - 14/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML
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Drode 0

#2 How does he deserve it? Oh I gotcha, OP teaches kids to swim so he deserves a face full of child piss....... But man that does suck. At least you were blowing bubbles and none of the water went in your mouth. Still pretty gross

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iCJ86 0

i dont they should let kids under 6 or so swim in public pools because they always have to pee in the damn pool.

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rukusrazor 0

Niiiiiiice! I wouldn't teach kids to swim while being in the same water EVER. YDI.

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writergirl23 19

And how are you supposed to teach them then?

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roll_fukng_tide 0

hahahah you just tasted kid piss and liked it enough to do it twice hahahaha. you actually made me laugh this early hahahahah

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lil_ham1644 29

This early? Your comment was posted at 10am! That's really sleeping in for me. Hell, 8 is sleeping in

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MidnaLink 33

I can't believe you even bothered to reply! Or that these comments haven't closed yet.

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Drode 0

#2 How does he deserve it? Oh I gotcha, OP teaches kids to swim so he deserves a face full of child piss....... But man that does suck. At least you were blowing bubbles and none of the water went in your mouth. Still pretty gross

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shroomis 0

when i was on the swim team i peed in the pool all the time...it actually helps cure acne as a plus but its still gross =p and you got the golden shower by a little kid =p

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kristenlee 3

How did you not feel the sudden increase of temperature in the water...?

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sfcshadow 0

it's a pool it's not Gona heat up because 1 kid pissed in it

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lil_ham1644 29

I'm gonna guess more than one kid pissed in it, he's just the only one that said something. #97 is still correct though.

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