Today, I was talking to myself in the bathroom to remind myself of what chores I need to do. My husband overheard me and is now convinced that I was on the phone with someone. No amount of proof, logic or reasoning can convince him that I'm not cheating on him. FML
ardea_alba tells us more.
OP here: I'm a work-from-home mom and devoted wife :) We share bank accounts, mails, FB profiles (yes, we're one of those couples) and anything else you could think of...He knows how my phone works and what features it has better than myself, so to sum up - no, there is absolutely no reason he would think that except the fact that I am the first relationship he hasn't cheated in, so I guess it's true what they say - 'you assume for others what you're capable of yourself' :) cheers to all,
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heart_aussie_fml 20
The best kind of lovers: the ones you secretly call to talk about your chores.
rorex 26
I also make calls to a person I'm having an affair with in the bathroom while my husband is home. I feel like he doesn't have common sense if he thinks you chose the bathroom when there's many places out there you could call and not be heard by your husband. Fyl op, hopefully he grows up.
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WittyReference 8
Show him your call list
ashleighlaine 21
I'm tripping over all these red flags.
JCX2 23
My ex husband did the same thing too. And I thought I was the first relationship he hadn't cheated in. Turns out he was constantly accusing me of cheating to deflect from the fact that he was the cheater.
raz0rf0x 8
he's cheating on you
Eliiara 11
It sounds like turbulent relationship :( We could all be wrong, but please don't hesitate to reach out for support through friends and family or therapy if you ever need it.
manuwish 9
his insecurity might have completely other origins, best would be a heartfelt talk asking him why he thinks you would possibly chose any other man than the one you wanted for life and are happy with.. I hope you and your husband will master this little bump in the rocky road of marriage:))
Muerteds 18
If my wife was cheating with anyone who reminded her to do chores, I'd buy them a beer!
sammiaaron 16
LOL omg
AmbrosiaFan74 4
Sounds like he's cheating on you and trying to toss accusations your way. If this is the first relationship he hasn't cheated on anyone, he's most likely cheating. Sorry!
BasedgodFYB 8
Haha aren't you special your the first girl he's ever not cheated not, yeah ****** right
randybryant799 21
I hope he's not cheating on you. Sounds like he might be projecting.