Today, I was talking to myself in the bathroom to remind myself of what chores I need to do. My husband overheard me and is now convinced that I was on the phone with someone. No amount of proof, logic or reasoning can convince him that I'm not cheating on him. FML
ardea_alba tells us more.
OP here: I'm a work-from-home mom and devoted wife :) We share bank accounts, mails, FB profiles (yes, we're one of those couples) and anything else you could think of...He knows how my phone works and what features it has better than myself, so to sum up - no, there is absolutely no reason he would think that except the fact that I am the first relationship he hasn't cheated in, so I guess it's true what they say - 'you assume for others what you're capable of yourself' :) cheers to all,
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heart_aussie_fml 20
The best kind of lovers: the ones you secretly call to talk about your chores.
rorex 26
I also make calls to a person I'm having an affair with in the bathroom while my husband is home. I feel like he doesn't have common sense if he thinks you chose the bathroom when there's many places out there you could call and not be heard by your husband. Fyl op, hopefully he grows up.
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thatsme293 28
Is there a reason he is so paranoid?
legendof90 14
He had problems
monkeydragon 9
In order for him to think you were cheating, OP, the chat with yourself must have sounded something like this: "I need to rub it hard and get it real wet to finish. Then, I've gotta do the other one before my husband gets home."
hot8rodz 14
Just...hurry up and get on Dr. Phil.
confused_wandere 26
Have you given him any reason to doubt you before? If so then I understand his concerns. If not then he really needs to stop being so paranoid.
Elie123xox 5
Have u given him a reason to think that
sunflowerbaby96 7
I too have this issue with my husband, he was at one time convinced I was talking to my brother in law about "filling me up" while we were all cooking together, in the same room!
WOTAN1488 24
Seems like an excuse.
Mathalamus 25
he sounds very insecure.
AmandaMarie9038 5
Cheaters are the most paranoid about being cheated on. I was in a relationship where the person was extremely jealous all the time and it turned out that he was the one cheating.
allforfun 23
Yup this is the truth