Today, I was talking to myself in the bathroom to remind myself of what chores I need to do. My husband overheard me and is now convinced that I was on the phone with someone. No amount of proof, logic or reasoning can convince him that I'm not cheating on him. FML
ardea_alba tells us more.
OP here: I'm a work-from-home mom and devoted wife :) We share bank accounts, mails, FB profiles (yes, we're one of those couples) and anything else you could think of...He knows how my phone works and what features it has better than myself, so to sum up - no, there is absolutely no reason he would think that except the fact that I am the first relationship he hasn't cheated in, so I guess it's true what they say - 'you assume for others what you're capable of yourself' :) cheers to all,
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heart_aussie_fml 20
The best kind of lovers: the ones you secretly call to talk about your chores.
rorex 26
I also make calls to a person I'm having an affair with in the bathroom while my husband is home. I feel like he doesn't have common sense if he thinks you chose the bathroom when there's many places out there you could call and not be heard by your husband. Fyl op, hopefully he grows up.
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remometol 16
I'm starting to hit "You deserve it" on these.. Don't marry dumb people/people with major trust issues then complain.
MonstreBelle 29
You little hussy. I've seen the way you look at the vacuum cleaner!
hasooon 24
This FML is a legit prove. show him
johny93 13
reminds me of "Jake from state farm"
jagott2 8
I'm curious what kind of chores she was reminding herself to do to make him think she's cheating. Even if she was on the phone with someone 'do the dishes' and 'scrub the toilet' don't exactly scream infidelity.
itsthewayitis 10
cheating bitch
MadamBleu 12
Be careful. Often times the first to accuse someone of such things is one with a guilty conscience.
lksdliz 9
Honey, you need to get that man into counseling NOW.
Ipsum629 13
if you have a smartphone, just show him your call log
snowkittyyy 18
He seems paranoid. I hope you haven't done anything to give him reason to be like this OP.