Transportation: Today, I was taking the bus to work and it was a rather bumpy...

By mandy - 23/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus to work and it was a rather bumpy ride. The child sitting across from me asked her mom if her chin moves like mine when the bus goes up. FML

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By nd.11 - 01/03/2010 16:59 - Canada

Today, I was on a city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling on it. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say, "Stop chewing on that!" FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

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By imnotacat - 20/07/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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hellawagon 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:49

You should have told her it does.

jmonteiro1 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:51

You're upset that some kid commented on your chin, not that you are so obese your chin jiggles. Good job focusing on what's really important.

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perdix 29

Friday 23 October 2009 8:42

We got the trifecta of fatties who thought no one noticed! We got ice-cream target lady, 80's workout Barbie, and multi-chin! Ding, ding , ding! A winning ticket pays $67.25.

FMY_FYL 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:45

blahblahblah i'm fat. i'm so sick of i-ate-too-many-hoho's-and-now-i'm-a-fatty-poor-me FML's. seriously. lose weight.

AndreaHatesYou1 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:46

"I eat too much and am lazy enough that I'm disgustingly fat. FML."

Xaviara 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:57

Ohhh my, hahaha ahh kids, they say the darndest things

Crapsickle 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:59

I have no body fat and a sleek, sexy physique. The only reason fat people stay fat is they are lazy assholes and won't get off the couch and work out. I kick ass.