Yay.....new pet!

PHANTOM CAT! Phantom cat is very real! He comes and goes, disappearing without a trace, only to reappear at a later date! Sometimes you can only hear him, but not see him...he's everywhere and nowhere. Beware the phantom cat!

I'd keep it, it sounds like it has a lot of personality.

You should put rat poison out

Somehow a neighborhood stray got into my house (I already have two cats so i think it followed my cats in). i remember finding all three of them eating in the garage and thinking I had lost my mind. Shake some food it should come running and then you can safely trap it. I think if you call animal control they should come get it as well, cat scratches are painful and notoriously nasty (infection, scratch fever, rabies etc) so you shouldn't try to handle it if it seems vicious.

Stray pussy is the worst pussy

It probably belongs to your boyfriend. Have you already forgotten about his fetish? Reeeeeer!

I think you should try putting out flyers, incase it's someone's pet who got lost. I would avoid calling animal control as they'll probably put it straight down. if you can catch it, take it to the vet to see if it's microchipped

Sounds like a... *Lowers sunglasses* sheety situation.

Just don't freak out when you have to clean up little random kitty litter, or when you find it in strange places (ie.under a pillow, in the sink ) xD