Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML
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Today, I was supposed to be going to Edinburgh to see my favourite band live. I was expecting to be picked up at 8 a.m. for the drive there, but I woke up to a text saying my friend bought tickets for the wrong city. The show he paid was for 2 days ago. FML
Today, a friend texted me to get a ticket and go to a theme park with her tomorrow. I bought a ticket and didn't hear from her until 5 hours later to say she was sorry, but she doesn't think she'll be going. It was $65 and non refundable. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, the date I was supposed to go on got pushed back for a week, because she told me she was too sick to go out. A bit later, she posted a reel of her out with friends. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
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taytoc 10
wow your friends a douche
cheesecakex 5
What a bitch...
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Isaac_The_Great 0
I loved the Warped Tour, but she's a dyke.
scene_girlie 0
omg, if black veil brides were there, & she did that to me .. i'd flip shit! fyl
kurona_fml 4
Steal the autographs and pics while shes sleeping. Then either draw on her, or leave her in an ally in her underwear. Or both. Then, move to another country.
whited666 0
Did your friend ever say she wasn't going?
onorexveritas 23
next time you see her give her a California Smiley :)
browneyed 7
not exactly a friend, then ...
bleedwell 7
Warped Tour sucks.
MisUnFortunate 31
That's your opinion, and I understand that you're super cool because of it, but lots of people do like Warped Tour, hence the enormous crowds at each tour date... I'd say it probably only sucks if you're one of the kids who wants to pretend to be cool by texting in the corner at local metal shows.
KingCross_fml 3
Look to get her back properly you must first make her fall in love with you, then get her pregnant and then tell her it wasn't and that it was probably one of the bands that she didn't take you with her.
Setareh23 34
You realize OP is a girl, right?
xaylaxabsencex 4
that blows. warped tour is sick!
misswallflower 8
I would've drop kicked her. What an asshole move.