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nityasomaiya Sydney, Australia

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

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nityasomaiya 46

It was just my Aunt and the Midwife in the room at the time. I think my Aunt laughing helped her push my cousin out the last little bit. The Midwife was awesome.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Congratulations!

GrinchFu1 27

Did you name it!?

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Kempeth 5

Well, shit just got real for you.

Corneliapresent 13

OMG that's extremely funny, you've got an awesome story to tell to that kid in a couple years :-)

Eloxia 7

At least you won't have to put your baby through college.

tashinaherne 11

Of all the fml's today, that one actually made me lol!! ?

imsafeuphigh 1

I can't even stop laughing! Oh that was good!

mylife29 4

What a ehmmm...crappy experience

qpdoll 19

I think his name should be Kevin