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nityasomaiya Sydney, Australia

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

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nityasomaiya 46

It was just my Aunt and the Midwife in the room at the time. I think my Aunt laughing helped her push my cousin out the last little bit. The Midwife was awesome.

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Congratulations!

GrinchFu1 27

Did you name it!?

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hailhydra 6

well a congratulations is due to you and the food that created the little brown guy or was it a girl lol

mccrightp 29

Is this a birth announcement of sorts?

lady_lipz 7

I'm sure she appreciates the effort, and it'll be a good laugh later... Lol

GetCrete 6

Cosby kid

nityasomaiya 46

Thank you for all your comments! It was very exciting, we could see the baby's head and I was helping hold my Aunt up, so I couldn't exactly move, and well, I accidentally gave birth to my turd baby.

nityasomaiya 46

And no, I didn't name him, I dropped him off at the pool.

effyolife23 9

I've heard of the mom pooping the table, but never an onlooker pooping the chair.

ScottLucky 18

that's just nasty. child birth that is

nityasomaiya 46

I forgot to say, the father's name is Pizza Hut, and he has promised to stand by me for any more children we may have together in the future. It's an open relationship though, I have a feeling that he has fathered many children with lots of different people.

Cathrin 26

Why can't we thumb up OP comments? This is gold.

Yovany27 9

That's freaking nasty!!! You deserve it! hope everyone saw you to shame you