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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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By AznKoreanGuy - 04/03/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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By betamaxjim - 19/11/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom

Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

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By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

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Sorry

By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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gunmania0 12

Friday 13 May 2011 11:56

pervert.

Lizza330 28

Friday 13 May 2011 11:58

I think you should've asked her if she wanted help, because now she probibly thinks you're a creep.

Comments

jklol11 0

Friday 13 May 2011 13:08

ha u r a perv!!!

mmoreland 0

Friday 13 May 2011 13:51

Ydi for trying to be nice. No good deed goes unpunished

CitrusGirl 0

Friday 13 May 2011 13:54

Wicked! Yes!

Flutist 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 8:40

Actually its Clare Boothe Luce who wrote the line "No good deed goes unpunished" not Wicked. They just happened to use it.

DuRpY 5

Friday 13 May 2011 13:54

Aaaaand that's how i met your mother...

pieintheface 0

Friday 13 May 2011 14:46

very akward

gellybeangels 6

Friday 13 May 2011 15:26

wow did you tell her what happened?

Zero22120 12

Friday 13 May 2011 15:52

nice of you to try anyway

traze 7

Friday 13 May 2011 15:53

Don't act like you didn't like what you saw.

Igor_g5 0

Friday 13 May 2011 16:03

Should have not touched it. She would have figured it out. Or you could have just said something.

Chibiko 9

Friday 13 May 2011 16:07

You should have told her rather than take the initiative to do it for her. Must have been awkward. lol But you had good intentions I suppose, not that it'd really be noticeable now that you've made yourself appear like a creep.