Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
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Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
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Top comments
sweet_candy_ 17
People do really mean things. Just ignore it. Fyl op.
aback 5
If it happens again, blow your nose on it and throw it back.
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Comments (190)
TwoZeroOZ 2
I concur with 67
emmanizzer 6
why do fights on fml always have to come down to people's looks? people these days are so superficial.
acethehusky 0
haha u ******** u actually think we r gna believe that???
Texass2224 0
don't listen to them they are jealous of you.
Howljerk 0
**** the looks - it's all about the money. If you disagree with me, then I don't like you.
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
Kids are mean, and they're only that way because they have nothing better to do than say those things to people. Don't listen to them, OP.
CheetosLibrary 0
aw :( sorry Op
skyeyez9 25
Hand the note to the big, scary looking, perpetually pissed off mean kid in class and tell him it was from the dick who threw it at you.
goliatron 9
"oheyimsarahh"...your username explains a lot about why people hate you.
youmeandthebees 0
#83 your a dick. I'm guessing you as well have no friends?
michelleluvsyou 0
no need to be an ass hole to the girl, she didnt do anything to you.
seppossuck 0
from your photo I assumed you were a fully grown, mature man. from your comment I see that I was wrong.
agamid 1
fk THEIR life. if they need to make others feel bad in order to get their kicks they must be pretty sad people.