Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
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Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was belting out Beyoncé in the shower, really feeling myself. When I got out, I heard applause. My new neighbors were sitting on their balcony and I had my bedroom window open. They'd been unwilling members of my entire shower performance's audience, and the applause was definitely sarcastic. FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
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Top comments
zBLAKEz 23
What song were you singing?
746278Ab 14
I don't sing in the shower.... I preform
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Comments (68)
deebiedoobie 13
Perhaps humming in the shower would be a better fit for you.
qdawg06 23
Sing louder OP. Haha it's not like they can call the cops. Even if they did, how serious would they be taken?
Witchylady 18
What a stupid reason to have an argument with your neighbour for. Tell your neighbours to get a life or some earplugs.
ColonelCusswords 24
Haters gonna hate
blazerman_fml 17
If they were arguing..It would mean your mom was defending you,Hope she wins!
beaverteaser 16
maybe they came over to request a song....
worldclassrager 41
Close the window or keep going and improve
gogators941 11
Sucks to suck
False_Stupidity 42
If you were singing a Beiber song, I can understand the neighbors reaction, otherwise, screw the neighbors.
noelasis94 18
So you're the female version of William Hung?