Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, because my fiancé is criminally incompetent at budgeting, I'm now having to pay the first installment for my own wedding ring. FML
Today, I finally had enough money to buy my girlfriend an engagement ring, which I was going to pick up after work. On my way to work, I slid on the ice and crashed into a parked vehicle. The damage to my car is almost twice the amount of the ring. FML
Lost
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
How can I put this…?
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
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Knockyoudown 0
Ouch, that sucks but you can always pay her back.
voodootrucker 0
I'm going to remember that trick
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Comments (103)
Eames59 0
A foreshadow of your marriage. OBVIOUSLY. Hit us up with a FML divorce story.
B_Ez88 0
well ur sweet to feel guilty enough to write an fml : )
pfunk129 1
in hindsight, you were smart for doing that. after marriage she will bleed your money out
allplayedout 20
Ah, well at least you care enough to feel bad about it. Straight home to the wallet afterwards though, right?
whEEzy03 0
Either pay her back enjoy it or keep her happy to pay off the money she spent for your love!
megaanlovesmusic 1
EPIC FAIL ... if i was ur fiancee i wud be pretty peeved :|
inhopesforEandT 0
um it's called reserving and coming back later..
newburton13 26
Just pay her back and apologize. no problem.
Cathrin 26
Reimburse her when you get home. Problem solved.
jillyrdxd 7
that sucks but it's not a big of a deal. if she really loves u she went mind