Today, I was running late for work and realized I forgot to pay a bill. I turned on my computer to pay the bill and brushed my teeth while it set up. I had a mouth full of mouthwash and decided to pay the bill before I spit. Then, I sneezed mouthwash all over my laptop keyboard and screen. FML
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This is my post. I agree with most of you. Total dumbass thing. I admit it. It didn't ruin my computer, just made my keys sticky for awhile and there are permanent smear marks on my screen. I did turn my head, ended up sneezing into my arm but it splashed down onto my computer. There just wasn't enough space to explain it. I decided to pay it before i spit cause i was trying to save time and only had to press a couple of buttons. Made sense at the time. Seemed like a waste to just stand there for 30 seconds and do nothing. Lesson learned. I had to pay it before I left for work because it was due that day by 3 and by the time i got home it would have been too late. Carry on the mocking :)
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DmF288 14
In all honesty, the risks were pretty clear, but at the same time, you gotta do what you gotta do to be on time, and I think a lot of us have been in that position. I'll say FYL. Also, I like the nickname that you used for this. I can't help but love when the nickname works with the FML story.
drdingus 27
Are you sure the smears are permanent? Can't you use a cleaner?
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Comments (54)
summerloolooloo 0
atleastyourlaptopscreenandkeyboardwontgetgingivitis
sourgirl101 29
You should have turned your head or pinched your nose when you felt the sneeze coming on. Just a fun fact.: People are unable to sneeze with their eyes open.
alyssadapsycho 7
I sneeze with my eyes opened.....
MF12 0
that's what you THINK
clintdog1 0
you are a dumb ass
Expertfail 0
That's what happens when you spit and don't swallow?
applesmoothiee 2
Expertwin
BigBoii123456 0
and ur on fml how??
Osakhomen 0
Why did you turn your head?
Eddie_Paints 0
YDI just for not thinking!
delaney16 0
terible multi tasker
STEREOSCOPIC 0
you could have turned the other way
KurouTenshi 0
You should consider getting mobile banking for your phone. pay a bill and manage your funds from anywhere in the world on the nations most reliable 3G network: AT
KurouTenshi 0
AT(and)- I mean, Veri- I mean, damn commercials...I'm going with Boost Mobile! OP, where you at?! (sorry, I forgot ampercand cut off the comment...)