Today, I was running late for work and realized I forgot to pay a bill. I turned on my computer to pay the bill and brushed my teeth while it set up. I had a mouth full of mouthwash and decided to pay the bill before I spit. Then, I sneezed mouthwash all over my laptop keyboard and screen. FML
keighty tells us more.
This is my post. I agree with most of you. Total dumbass thing. I admit it. It didn't ruin my computer, just made my keys sticky for awhile and there are permanent smear marks on my screen. I did turn my head, ended up sneezing into my arm but it splashed down onto my computer. There just wasn't enough space to explain it. I decided to pay it before i spit cause i was trying to save time and only had to press a couple of buttons. Made sense at the time. Seemed like a waste to just stand there for 30 seconds and do nothing. Lesson learned. I had to pay it before I left for work because it was due that day by 3 and by the time i got home it would have been too late. Carry on the mocking :)
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DmF288 14
In all honesty, the risks were pretty clear, but at the same time, you gotta do what you gotta do to be on time, and I think a lot of us have been in that position. I'll say FYL. Also, I like the nickname that you used for this. I can't help but love when the nickname works with the FML story.
drdingus 27
Are you sure the smears are permanent? Can't you use a cleaner?
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Comments (54)
sethl 0
Today I sneezed mouthwash all over my laptop. The end. Shut up with the stupid stories.
keighty 0
sorry for making you read a whole 300 character story. Must have been traumatic for you
canzo378 0
plane stupid
boyslikegirls17 0
"Plane stupid" or "Plain stupid". yeah thats what I thought....
amandansqueak 0
very special...
blademaster23 0
dont do ur bills online dumbass or shit like this happens!!! god dam retared
nickmach 0
lol dumass
masterblaster39 0
Does this mean that fresh is not a spitter? Just asking!
sweetcheeks22 0
and another one bites the dust :)
twistedavalon06 0
fail
keighty 0
This is my post. I agree with most of you. Total dumbass thing. I admit it. It didn't ruin my computer, just made my keys sticky for awhile and there are permanent smear marks on my screen. I did turn my head, ended up sneezing into my arm but it splashed down onto my computer. There just wasn't enough space to explain it. I decided to pay it before i spit cause i was trying to save time and only had to press a couple of buttons. Made sense at the time. Seemed like a waste to just stand there for 30 seconds and do nothing. Lesson learned. I had to pay it before I left for work because it was due that day by 3 and by the time i got home it would have been too late. Carry on the mocking :)
drdingus 27
Are you sure the smears are permanent? Can't you use a cleaner?
wierdo16 0
Did it ever occur to you to turn away?