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Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

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Yes. I have since tried to destroy the demonic thing, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before it comes back to life.

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Burn down the house. Get out while you can.

Maybe they added a secret back up function that would turn it on and scare the living shit out of someone years later :P

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And here i thought the halloween was over

Oriannah_xx 11

Well good luck sleeping tonight

Kill it with fire

Do you live alone? If not you have a prankster around

What is a Furby

They are demonic beings that look like gremlins. Even if you don't turn them on, they will come to "life" on their own. You are supposed do different things to take care of them or else they will die. The best way I can think to describe it is like a doll version of Tamagotchis. Clearly them dying is an evil lie.

I'm picturing the game five nights at freddy's right now

Unfortunately my FML was edited in a way that made things more confusing than what I submitted to begin with, so I want to clear that up. It was the Furby that I swore I threw away, not the batteries. It was definitely creepy to find it in my closet. It was even creepier that it still worked considering the batteries have been dead for several years. I hadn't seen that demonic thing in about 10 years.

Railroader 16

Don't bother with burning it. Encase the damn thing in cement and chuck it in the nearest body of water.

FalloutScrolls 25

Fire cleanses all.

Time for an exorcism