CaraMaria
United States
Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML
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jjumprope 24
Burn down the house. Get out while you can.
saifnaqvi11 21
Maybe they added a secret back up function that would turn it on and scare the living shit out of someone years later :P
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Kwphunter 15
You gotta burn them to ash, it's the only way.
countryb_cth 38
The you have to send the ashes across the globe to a remote Island in Africa. There a vodo priest will do an exorcism. After that the ashes need to be reburned and put out with the goat with the striped hoof's pee. Then after two moon cycles you send the ashes off with a fisherman who go's far off into the ocean to dump the ashes. It's the only way to ensure it never comes back.
fallen_dragonkin 12
that is pretty bad. any chance someone changed the batteries as a joke?
tiger820 20
whimp!
NeyNeyDaDa 21
Furbys are no joke, man.
sneezershoebox 13
Furby's are ****** scary, dude
finaldestination 17
run. just run.
RoseCrystal 17
Oh God! Run! Run now!!!!
msmedieval 11
Salt, gasoline & a lit match.... you know, just in case.
CaraMaria 6
Can we add Sam and Dean?
darkmatternat 1
Maybe get a reaper too so the demonic soul possessing it will go to hell properly....
msmedieval 11
Only if I get to be there ;)
Kailayla 29
I still have my Furby, just mine isn't evil.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
It's evil. It's just a better actor.
yanderecat25 14
How is that even possible?
Kailayla 29
Simple, I took out the batteries. Have never heard it since. I decide when it wakes or sleeps. I control the batteries.
alanna_ann 14
all Furbies are evil
fatman1970 25
It was laughing with several-year-old DEAD batteries? You've got yourself a real life Chucky!
CaraMaria 6
Yes. I have since tried to destroy the demonic thing, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before it comes back to life.
TMWhisp 22
Be careful how you get rid of it, its spirit will likely come back to do the same to you. Sorry OP. Looks like you're a goner. :P
MassiDelta 28
The furby has chosen you as its target. The only way to rid yourself of it at this point is to destroy it in Mount Doom so it will not be able to acquire another host. I wish you the best of luck in your journey
Nightwing98 22
Mine did the same thing a few years ago. I went up the attic to look for something and it went off at the top of the steps when I opened the door. Not only did I think I threw it out, nobody would've put it there
josh8215 21
I want to like your comment, but I can't, so I'm just going to straight up tell you that I like the cut of your jib.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I had a furby when I was younger and it was in my closet for years. I'm VERY sure I threw it away, but later found it in a toy box that I haven't opened in years. The Furbies will take over the world.
LivToFail 28
I found one after unpackaging a box while moving, staring up at me laughing. I know I never packed it. You cant hide OP. Run far and run fast OP.
GAJones4221 10
You need to get a priest, a cross, a picture of jesus, holly water and sage, burn the sage and there's a quote in the bible you need to say loudly while you walk around the house burning the sage.
Daggerfell 11
Time to call the Warren's hotline for a possessed toy.
oobergoober89 16
Look at the bright side now there's a chance they'll make one of those "based on true events" movies out of it
fatman1970 25
Yeah, but will OP be alive to see it?
MapWood 8
Furbies have a tendency of coming back to their childhood companions and stealing their souls, but don't worry you'll be fine!
theBalloonPerson 26
Lol. Once your souls gone, you don't even care anymore, right?
Eyeslick 33
And for some reason your hair turns red!
Trapgirl747 11
When every red haired person reads this and is just shaking their heads like ? we have souls
rjc490 29
The rest of us fortunate souls know the truth though
Anti_Sora 31
112, because you steal them.