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Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

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Yes. I have since tried to destroy the demonic thing, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before it comes back to life.

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Burn down the house. Get out while you can.

Maybe they added a secret back up function that would turn it on and scare the living shit out of someone years later :P

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That's what you get for using energizer batteries. They keep going and going and you get the point!

Yeah those things are creepy as hell when the batteries are dying.

Those things freak me out!

That is absolutely terrifying

Run ************. Run.

burn it. nothing good happens when long dead furbys laughing are involved.

Because that isn't creepy at all....

This happened to me when I was a kid. I got one from my aunts for Christmas during the height of Furby mania. Didn't want it, played with it once (because my dad made me so I wouldn't hurt her feelings), took the batteries out for another toy and stuck it up in my closet. Two years later it started shrieking and dancing in the middle of the night and scared the shit out of me. It wouldn't stop until I'd smashed it to bits with a hammer. My mom says she's never seen me look so terrified as when I came running downstairs with it shrieking in my hands.

Throw it in a coffin, nail & chain it shut, and introduce if to the six-foot suite in the backyard.