Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over two years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by cleaning the entire apartment before he came home. I even lit a candle and put fresh flowers on the table. When he walked in, he stared at everything and said, “Did someone come over?” My boyfriend thought a cleaning service had been hired. FML
Today, I moved out a few weeks ago because I was sick of my husband not helping around the house, and told him he’d never manage without me. I checked today while he was at work. The house is the cleanest I’ve ever seen it; apparently he doesn’t need me and most of the mess was actually mine. FML
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation, to find my fiance had cleaned the house top to bottom, and finished three projects he was constantly putting off. I was over the moon, until he said, "Yeah, when you're not nagging me all day, I can actually get shit done. Crazy, huh?" FML
Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
You should definitely help him clean his apartment... ...by selling all of his shit before you leave.
zkcupcake 4
Trash it :)
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Comments (98)
Tshep4209 6
Thats not an fml... Live with it and stop your nonsence
onorexveritas 24
that was very considerate of him... for his lover
briteone 2
Good for him
flutter4 7
Why is it good for him?
robertknapp39 0
Want a new one
flutter4 7
A new what?
fruitslut 11
She chose to be in this relationship. Trashing his stuff would not accomplish anything. If she doesn't like the situation, she should leave him.
flutter4 7
Always be suspicious when they start to do out of the ordinary things all of a sudden
mosquito19 14
you shoul shit in a bag. hide it somewhere in the apartment like inside of an air vent
flutter4 7
I have heard of people putting fish in air vents before. It would take him forever to find the source of the smell and OP would laugh every time she thought about it. The rotten smell of revenge
dead247 13
Unless he knows of said air vent trick.
maryd195 0
when your man starts cleaning its normal to get suspicious. Lol drop him, no questions asked.
RedPillSucks 33
Not every guy is a natural slob
hell0kiitty_fml 2
For en drittsekk, dump his ass..!
NixieJ92 6
I'll never understand the reason for someone to cheat. How about instead of being a dirty, lying, cheating little scumbag you just man up and leave them?! This guy is definitely NOT worth the time of day! Go and find someone that appreciates you and isn't a cheater!! :)