Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
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perdix 31
He was probably exposing himself to you the whole trip and you never bothered to notice. That is pretty stuck-up of you.
SCBeauty1983 0
WTF??? Totally random shit happening over there in France... =-/
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Comments (95)
AlexBuda 0
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR READING TWILIGHT YOU CLICHE CONFORMIST OF A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Your_Moms_Mom 0
AlexBuda, how do you know if she was reading Twilight? They could have been reading Harry Potter, a Bible, the newspaper, a school textbook, etc.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Yeah, you don't know she was reading Twilight. And if she was, that's her business. Just because she has good taste in books and prefers that to stupid Harry Potter, which is horribly overrated, doesn't mean she deserves this. Sounds to me like the guy was having a bad day and took it out on the nearest person. You should report him for assault, OP.
Bawxy 0
*Looks around* Attention FML: Has anybody seen #29 and #34's sense of humor? I'm following the trail of blood from the stick shoved up it's ass. Should lead us right to it. Thank you.
Idc666 0
No, just no. Twilight is the most overrated non-religious book of all time, comprised mostly of an emo Mary Sue/self insert having to choose between an abusive, controlling, creepy pedophile stalker that sparkles, and an abusive, controlling, soon-to-be-pedophile jerk that licks himself. I'm not into Harry Potter, but at least it has a plot and decent characters with girls that actually have their OWN strengths. That being said, what's with all these people on here saying the OP deserves it? We don't know her, we don't know what happened. It might have been the guy was on LSD, or it might have been a dare, or it might have been a jilted ex she didn't recognize, or she might have kept elbowing without realizing; there's not enough info to even guess why and what exactly.
Bawxy 0
*sigh*... --and #67's!
GetaLifePlease 0
attention: on this reply thread 64 is the only non-ass. thank you.
Sammansix 3
You were reading. Reading makes anyone look suspicious! O.O
vanillatwilight6 0
WTF!!!! i wuldve been pissed off, that was really random
Sammansix 3
Somebody hat to tell you the truth. Be lucky since it wasn't anyone in your family.
rallets 23
what did the 5 fingas say to the face?
kinukle 0
that's sad don't go on subway anymore
musiclover247 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's fricken funny
WhatTheJunk_fml 6
Hahahahahahahahahahaha you're freaking stupid.
RUSH777 0
hahahahahahahha you're a freaking bitch. ;)
Bosia 0
Hahahahahahahahahaha how about we all go out together and get some freaking KFC? My treat! I won't slap anyone, or call you names! Unless you eat all the chicken, of course.
monkeywrench1 10
He probably tried to look cool by protending to breakup with a hot babe. (how about that for theory?)
rakhil11 7
I like this theory, however improbable it is ^-^
taticalnNinja 5
Haha pwned
5upernova 3
So many people with so many issues these days!