Anonymous
United States
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0
What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL
EverWatcher 0
He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.
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Iloveyencheck 0
does anyone else think that maybe she is taking the wrong way? Maybe when he said I don't he meant that he doesn't not give tickets to pretty girls.
mannix_fml 0
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
JanisEvans 10
You disgust me.
dr_house_MD 0
fake i heard this joke like 3 years ago in an email titled "cops are funny"
nypd613 0
that cop is awesome!! lol
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
I've read this joke somewhere before. Joke plagiarism!
leeenerz 0
a cop with a sense of humor..1 in a million
livelovelife01 0
:P I hate women like you....you give us a bad name! :( Haha. Well anyways YDI for trying to flirt to avoid a ticket...wtf is that? MAYBE if you wore like a frigging see-thru tank top and SHORT SHORT SHORTS you might be able to avoid a ticket...but seriously...ugly and annoying? Ewwie.
ninjay 0
You should have realized when he was getting you the ticket that you already lost. Why add insult to injury? Now you have a hurt pride along with your speeding ticket. PLUS, if you had just been nice, and not flirting, you probably could have talked him out of it. YDI.
Cassie0234 0
Yep... this was an episode of speeders. Your fml should have said "I have no life so I take stories off tv and post them on fml!"