Anonymous
United States
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0
What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL
EverWatcher 0
He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.
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mehwhateverr 0
That's hilarious. YDI, but that's funny.
Flayre 0
Lies. You got this off of a TV show. But still. Thats pretty ****** up and YDI
iwadasn 33
You seem to assume that when people talk about "women," they are referring specifically to you. Please stop.
Fmelyfe 0
HAHA!! thats ****** funny!!! my advice is to not break the law lol
AAAAHHHH12 2
Yeah, don't break the law and you won't have to find out the ugly truth, sucka. Hahahahah. Ouch. But that cop is awesome, this FML made me LMAO. Go cop! :)
decibel_beads 0
I love it when people set themselves up for insults. YDI
wonderless 0
That's what you get.
Nandian90 0
BURRNN! LOL YDI!!
Alexgoesfml 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That police dude is hilarious. Women like you are so annoying, I'm glad it backfires in your face.
russianspy1234 11
Getting out of a ticket based on looks/flirting is glorified prostitution.
papillonrouge_fml 0
haha, reminds me of a joke I read recently: A man asks a woman if she would have sex with him for a million dollars. She reflects for a few moments and then answers that she would. “So,” he says, “would you have sex with me for $50?” Indignantly, she exclaims, “What kind of a woman do you think I am?” He replies: “We’ve already established that. Now we’re just haggling about the price.” http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/19/magazine/19healthcare-t.html