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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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Gamers don't rise up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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Inoku 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:05

Um, you can't really do that in the middle of a game. It's distracting. Saying "hurry up" was kind of a dick move, though. Also, "remote" = "controller."

alexomAnexo 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:30

At least you're good at one of the joysticks XD

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kp505 0

Monday 28 February 2011 23:57

wow

69_jackson_69 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 2:34

No remote, controller=YDI

JaxxInDaBoxx 0

Monday 21 March 2011 20:44

danggg that sucks.. wonder if my bf would do something like that while we play games o.O

Yourmomschesthai_fml 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 3:04

at least she didn't say "clicker" :|

thekrammer 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 15:22

hot

TurtleSwagg8 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:05

that guy snoozed

lionlvr 9

Wednesday 14 September 2011 21:55

Dude, your boyfriend is awesome if he acknowledges that girls are awesome at video games.

cloudaboveyou 0

Monday 17 October 2011 1:20

Lol funny

monicadempsy 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 6:27

Why dont we all unite against Wii?

Livesbeingf_ed 4

Tuesday 13 November 2012 2:57

#162 Because he'd still be playing Xbox...

enduriwolf 19

Saturday 7 April 2012 3:21

wow jerk move on the boyfriends end. but was he saying ur better ar games or then sex? btw to those who think girls cant be just as good as guys in video games u should think before u speak im awesome at games :)