Miscellaneous: Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside.... - FML

By name50 - 07/02/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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kighrawr 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:35

This almost made me cry of laughter.

twilightobsesser 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:43

Ha-ha. douche bag.

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aussie827 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 14:28

HAHAHAHAHA

youngcat24 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 18:13

how do you not recognize yourself..?

jamsackson 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:56

Why were you even out walking? Shouldn't you have been at home whacking it to some cake while simultaniously playing WoW and eating they cake you whacked it to two hours before? YDI for leaving the house and subjecting the world to your fat, ugly self.

ncvolley123 8

Wednesday 21 July 2010 6:30

this is one of the FMLs where u see it, laugh histarically, then get in trouble for being to loud!! :)

CRlovers123 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 3:56

I'm sorry but LMFAO btw don't be so quick to judge. sometimes it backfires. ;)

terranada 3

Wednesday 25 August 2010 21:40

lol u loser!!! xD

MusicLover1o1_fml 0

Monday 10 January 2011 8:40

This made my day! LOL. YDI

LoverBoy02 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 14:20

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahh!!

bvbsoldier 0

Monday 4 April 2011 1:36

YDI for being so narrow-minded and rude!

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:38

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