Today, I was out drinking with some friends in a Safeway parking lot, when I saw a familiar-looking vehicle pull up beside us. It was my dad, who angrily got out and demanded that I come home. I'm twenty-four, and now the laughing stock of my social circle. FML
luvonsarah tells us more.
Hey there! I am the OP. A few things I'd like to address: I was only visiting my parents. I do have my own place. I stayed out a little later than I thought I would and they got worried. The bar (in which we were drinking) is in the same parking lot as Safeway. We stepped out to grab some vitamin water and smoke a cigarette.
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xZoeAmethystx 12
Number one: Why were you drinking in a Safeway parking lot?!? Number two: At least he cares about you...?
SkoomaKi 28
Time to move out! Think of all the positives, no grounding, no midnight bumps in the night (if you know what I mean) and most importantly no interruptions during happy time. Get a place OP, it will July get better.
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Comments (119)
SweetTooth78 0
Maybe he's drinking in a "Safeway " parking lot bc his dad doesn't want him or allow him to drink . Sounds like a pyscho Albanian Dad lol
Freedom92 12
I'm thinking it's that time again.. Time to move the heck out and live on your own for heavens sake
BoarderDancer 4
Who drinks in a parking lot?
kainpwnsu 19
You lost all credibility and respect at "Safeway parking lot".
MorganBall04 14
Your social circle is drinking in a Safeway parking lot. I would say the entire group was a laughing stock
crazycatlady_87 2
If you were 14, then why the hell are you drinking in a car park and not a pub or bar or something???
caitycrazy 5
Why are you drinking in a parking lot when you're 24? You need to grow up and then you're dad treating you like an adult will follow.
kevinsagirl2323 8
you're 24 and you were hanging out drinking at Safeway parking lot?? what a loser
sarahcroy20 12
If your social circle drinks in the parking lot of Safeway then that's not much of a social circle.