Today, I was out drinking with some friends in a Safeway parking lot, when I saw a familiar-looking vehicle pull up beside us. It was my dad, who angrily got out and demanded that I come home. I'm twenty-four, and now the laughing stock of my social circle. FML
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Hey there! I am the OP. A few things I'd like to address: I was only visiting my parents. I do have my own place. I stayed out a little later than I thought I would and they got worried. The bar (in which we were drinking) is in the same parking lot as Safeway. We stepped out to grab some vitamin water and smoke a cigarette.
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xZoeAmethystx 12
Number one: Why were you drinking in a Safeway parking lot?!? Number two: At least he cares about you...?
SkoomaKi 28
Time to move out! Think of all the positives, no grounding, no midnight bumps in the night (if you know what I mean) and most importantly no interruptions during happy time. Get a place OP, it will July get better.
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Comments (119)
Sanch101 7
Isn't drinking in a parking lot something loser 15 year olds do?
boeing24 0
Well as your reputation with your social circle recovers maybe you could get a job and become useful to society
gusgus36 5
You are 24 and live at home, and you were drinking in a grocery store parking lot... If you're the laughingstock of your social circle it is definitely not your dad's fault.
tne201992 12
I know this is irrelevant to the topic, but Safeway is still running! I haven't seen one in Cali in a long time. lol
cl4ptp 18
Drinking in a safeway car park at age 24. That's a FYL right there. YDI when your dad showed up because you were behaving like a child.
doodlecloud 27
24? I'm pretty sure, wherever you are in the world, you're old enough to enter a pub.
krewer21 1
Drinking in a Safeway (grocery store) parking lot at 24, yeah, you deserve to be laughed at!
pmadNess 16
Your social circle is from the parking lot of Safeway. I'd venture to say, you've lost very little being their "laughingstock"...
Cryogenix 12
Um, go drink at a bar or a friends house. Really? A parking lot? How high school of you.
kmt12890 5
Drink in a bar like normal over the age people.