Today, I was out drinking with some friends in a Safeway parking lot, when I saw a familiar-looking vehicle pull up beside us. It was my dad, who angrily got out and demanded that I come home. I'm twenty-four, and now the laughing stock of my social circle. FML
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Hey there! I am the OP. A few things I'd like to address: I was only visiting my parents. I do have my own place. I stayed out a little later than I thought I would and they got worried. The bar (in which we were drinking) is in the same parking lot as Safeway. We stepped out to grab some vitamin water and smoke a cigarette.
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xZoeAmethystx 12
Number one: Why were you drinking in a Safeway parking lot?!? Number two: At least he cares about you...?
SkoomaKi 28
Time to move out! Think of all the positives, no grounding, no midnight bumps in the night (if you know what I mean) and most importantly no interruptions during happy time. Get a place OP, it will July get better.
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Comments (119)
Jasonf6 0
Well, you are a fucktard to think it's okay to drink in public. YDI
redtigerlily 5
Get a life.
Vixen_Vicious 4
What a great social circle you have, OP.
kalbrek009 20
Have to say YDI on this one just because #1: You're 24 & STILL live @ home, #2: You were drinking in public (usually you go to jail for that illegal activity, which is FAR worse than a parent ruining your fun time) & #3: you have money to drink in a parking lot but not to get your own place? Time to "grow a pair, grow up, & get your own place."
zander4310 5
ydi dumbass
Lop0 11
You're 24. A parking lot? Really? - Also I didn't think Safeways existed anymore...?
joea21 21
Considering you and your friends drink in a Safeway parking lot, I'd say being the laughing stock isnt the real concern. Finding new friends is.
jlperry31 10
Sounds like u gotta get revenge
colts1844 0
I bet u were drinking mikes hard lemonade huh
Pigpen181 3
If your acting like your 14, expect to be treated like it.