Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
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Catkam623 27
Rihanna! No seriously that sucks I would try ice pack and bandages. Or if your into old style try a steak I've heard they work wonders:)
perdix 31
And God only knows what happened to you when you were unconscious, face down on the floor with your pants around your ankles.
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blackvyper 8
Chris Brown or Elvis... both can throw a mean punch at a woman.
Pyapi 20
Weird, most of the women in Brazil I saw at the gym wore one-pieces to the gym. I never liked them, but now I understand why people wear them. Keep that in mind for the next work out, OP!
annagilbert 6
and thatd be bad why?.... chris brown is sexy. dont act up and he wont hit ya. ha
freakinfantastic 9
Ok, who has time to work out the day before their wedding??? Final dress fitting? Nah, gotta hit the gym. Plus seriously, treadmills are not that complex. Press the down button to make it go slower so you can pull up your pants.
Pyapi 20
Not to make generalizations or anything but please look at the country. It's Brazil! I've lived there and have seen PLENTY of women who are obsessed with going to the gym. Sure, there are plenty who don't care but the amount of gym-obsessed women in Brazil is scary.
sonnyrosa 32
Hopefully, you have someone doing your makeup for the wedding tomorrow, concealer, concealer, concealer! Dr. Phil has had a black eye for the last week on TV and it's barely noticeable, and make sure to tell your photographer to edit the photo around the bruised spots. I'm so sorry this happened to you OP, but think of it this way, you're marrying the man of your dreams, it will still be the most special day of your life and I'm certain you will be a lovely bride :)
miniboule_fml 2
There is a medicine for boxers works great ask for it like that to your local doctor
robd007 20
what kind of medicine? a cover up cream or of that sort?
Abantiquo 7
Heparinoid cream but "Do not use on large areas of skin (e.g. the whole back), broken skin (e.g. cuts and grazes), and sensitive areas such as the mouth, eyes, anus or genitals. Avoid using the cream if you have a sensitivity to any of its ingredients." Might be a bad time to experiment on the face!
inthedopeshow 17
I'm fairly certain that OP didn't intend to lose her pants.
Ozxkar 6
Pounds of makeup.
justonecomment 2
I don't think that Chris Brown comment was funny. I don't support what he did by any means, but seriously it was a mistake and I think he's paid for enough without you adding insult to your injury.
kmsdvm24 11
Ouch! On the upside, at least you didn't hit the treadmill. If you had, you would also have a lovely "road rash" and a possible goose egg to hide. Seriously, though, the makeup will work; when I was a bridesmaid for my best friend, I had a black eye form 20 minutes before we were due for makeup. Just ice it, cover it with makeup, and focus on enjoying your day! Ask your bridesmaids/family to run interference with the guests so you aren't barraged with questions all day.