Transportation: Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing...

By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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By ihatewasps - 30/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was stuck on a bus for an hour with a wasp buzzing around. I have a severe phobia of wasps. I was crying by time I reached my destination. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 16:14 - United States - Clarksburg

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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lokang 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:23

What a bitch~! she hit ur palm with her face... Does it still hurt??

DocBastard 38

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:25

Lies! Just admit that you slapped her for stealing your seat in the first place.

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Skittles_Rawr 8

Saturday 21 April 2012 5:36

Why swat at the fly?

Pancakemines 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 5:43

Aww man that sucks OP.

mikeymayhem_87 15

Saturday 21 April 2012 5:48

Okay.... After completely goofing up my last comment.... I apologize for such horrible grammar and hope things didn't get too weird OP! Lol

GimmeFive 10

Saturday 21 April 2012 6:34

U need to act that out and put it on YouTube

Monkeybuttcream 4

Saturday 21 April 2012 8:17

You should have had a snickers, looked her in the eye and said gota keep the pimp hand strong.

zach8771 3

Saturday 21 April 2012 8:35

Ya it was her fault getting her face in the way

ImSoEffedUp 10

Saturday 21 April 2012 11:19

Did you get mistaken for a pimp afterwards....?

linkinpark98 23

Saturday 21 April 2012 12:56

Mhmm, sure there was a fly. Lol

theWINDOWmonster 3

Saturday 21 April 2012 13:27

Nazi kitty?

zombi3ki113r14 4

Saturday 21 April 2012 17:14

So did you kill the fly...? Lol

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