Miscellaneous: Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list...

By nickcedola40 - 04/04/2013 00:24 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML

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By ellie - 23/11/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML

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Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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By IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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kglambert24 8

Thursday 4 April 2013 9:43

That's actually a little creepy.

techweed 12

Thursday 4 April 2013 9:52

"Make her day by asking her to marry me"... A bit conceited, aren't we?

Comments

yrue82 7

Thursday 4 April 2013 17:31

That's what you get for thinking that anybody would marry you!

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 4 April 2013 17:37

Should have just hopped onto her lap and you two could've rolled away

mrebeccan 19

Thursday 4 April 2013 17:47

make her day? someone thinks highly of themselves huh? ;-)

simoncat 11

Thursday 4 April 2013 18:20

Why would being asked to marry YOU make hER day? Pretty full of yourself, aren't ya?

Sir_Swaggington 6

Thursday 4 April 2013 18:27

Why the **** would you asking some random person to marry you make their day? YDI.

bluerhhajfk 17

Thursday 4 April 2013 18:29

Man, this DID make my day!

Kk_Waylen24 21

Thursday 4 April 2013 19:03

What if she said yes? You would have to ruin her day and say "oh just kidding!"

Nirah_fml 18

Thursday 4 April 2013 19:13

I don't know why everyone's jumping on him going "Why would that make her day!?" I would have thought the same thing he did. I work as a Care Attendant in a retirement home and, from my experience, the majority of elderly people love to be included in any jokes or silliness. He could have done the same thing to just about any of the elderly people I know and they would have loved it.