Intimacy: Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants...

By fme - 08/12/2010 14:34 - United States

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By KS - 17/02/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 21:13 - United States

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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Snap!

By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By Damn - 05/06/2012 19:36 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:54

Creepy.

amerwin 3

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:58

She may be quadriplegic. Or, they may be siblings with benefits.

Comments

TrueColours 9

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:50

I'm pretty sure I asked my dad to unhook mine for me once when I'd just started wearing one. He probably just meant he helped her and it came out wrong.

ASA5G 2

Thursday 9 December 2010 21:18

okay first of all you're overreacting. you didn't stop to think that maybe his sister is just starting out with a bra and the fact that he's not a fan of incest.

megz4 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 16:43

Is anyone really a fan of incest?

XxHoodieBearxX 5

Thursday 5 April 2012 10:04

Um...how many girls ask their brothers to help put their bra on? Every girl wears one, and I just cant see that happening...

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 21:42

Whatever happened to the FML about the lesbians lovers having trouble with a bra also?? It's gone. It was just after this one last night, and right now it's not showing up. O_o

NancyDeebensDPDS 0

Friday 10 December 2010 1:35

you don't ask a man if they want to take your bra off, it makes you sound desperate. let them do it. YDI

michellecarissa 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:00

ha good to know he has a nice relationship with his sister..imagine what he does for his mom..

futurehonsolo 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 17:39

People are taking this way out of contex, I unhook my sister's bra whenever she ask....

VenomByte 1

Monday 13 December 2010 19:37

Do you stand in front while taking it off?

Babay_gurl457 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:45

Ay Ayame01 take a chilaxitive b**** no need to call my state names and such cause we Texans are amazing and funny well 1/2 of us are the other half are weird and boring or pedifiles... :p lol blah

angelove91 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 22:31

thats creepy as hell but it's not a Texas thing to sleep with your siblings maybe Alabama or something, so quit hating on Texas!

angelove91 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 22:35

i like how yall seem to think in Texas we just have big ol **** fest with our families, hate to disappoint you but thats not really the case. just another horrible stereotype about the south but go ahead and keep thinking that cause we are a proud state and know different! :) oh and op thats really creepy and i wouldnt have stuck around to hear the explanation for that!