Miscellaneous: Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As...

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By HappyBirthdayToMe - 10/04/2023 11:00 - Ireland - Waterford

Today, I'd organized a small dinner with immediate family for my birthday. I’ve since received texts from every one of them, cancelling due to varying reasons. My parents excuse is the funniest - they went out last night for a coworker’s party, and don’t want to go out again tonight. For me. Their child. FML

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By STUPID BIRTHDAY - 05/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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By not invited - 13/12/2015 01:13 - United States - Appleton

Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and 9 other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 12:28 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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She noped out of that one

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML

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By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

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Sunday 11 October 2009 12:10

But if you were invited, the birthday girl wanted you there, didn't she?

amatayo 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:17

more like the boyfriend did not want you there

Comments

pawpaw_fml 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 13:27

That sucks. You should have walked in and sat down with those pricks.

lukemarc 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 14:24

Yeah, I agree. You got nothing to be ashamed of, they're the ones who now look like the hugest pricks out.

f_alltheirlives 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 14:46

I would have sat down next to them and eaten my food with my mouth open while glaring at them..

plexico 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 14:50

While the other half of the party had already ****** you.

allisonsayshello 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 15:16

That sucks. =/. People are douche bags though. I'd go over and sit down eat with them and be like so whats up guys!?

einletztesmal 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 15:45

You should have just went in and sat down with them as if you never got the text...

were_giraffe 2

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:03

oo I bet they were embarrassed!

kaykay007 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:05

Get new friends!

nike1 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:07

You probably deserved it.

JackoTheBeast 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 18:03

fukin bitch do what ur told!

Dydy_fml 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 18:07

i think she invited you cause she felt obligated ! she didnt want to feel bad for u cause she talks to u sometimes ............... AND, if half of the ppl dont like u .. that means u suck man ! change your behavior !! u must really suck in real life uh !