Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, I noticed a short, black hair on my loofah. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
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Top comments
MissLizWolf 8
That's why you use your own soap. ** There, I helped you with your grammar.(:
shanny998 3
maybe she doesnt have pubic hair... :)
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Comments (155)
audd_fml 0
not that bad, my family members all leave nasty hairs all over the bathtub. its pretty gross, but still eh.
Ne2486 0
EWWWWW
sofarsogood 0
i mean, invest in some face wash.
Will09 0
buy ur own soap!!!!
chickenxtoes 0
hahahhahahhahh ohboy lukcy you mmmmmm
PaperxHearts_xox 0
Uhm, that's really gross. Everyone else; not everyone has a seperate bar of soap for each member of the family. I'd opt for some body wash, and a loofah of your own (: and tell your uncle to wash all his pubic hair off the bar next time.
thisisbs 0
you have blonde pubic hair?
shanny998 3
maybe she doesnt have pubic hair... :)
Selaphia 3
That's why I always rinse the bar soap and check if there's hair on it before I use it. XD
owned2hell 0
lol #19 i dun think theres such thing as londe pubes xP well sad just sad =o
XmrlynMonroe 0
thts pretty nasty, and dont waste your money on buying your own soap...use body wash duh! lol.